I just got hit in the face with a leaf!!!! I am laughing so hard!!! This season is fucking crazy!!!!!
reminder to self: just because you can stay up until 5 in the morning doesn’t mean you should
sometimes i think about suzanne collins named her baker character peeta
she thought to herself “yeah, this is clever” and ran with it. She named her baker Pita with two e’s
mellark also means cake or pie
are you fucking kidding me
she fucking named him bread cake
My current mentality is “I’m sad and I hate myself but I have to get good grades”
OH MY GOSH I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING MORE ACCURATE
I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good
I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line
Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.
all i ever wanted out of life tbh